[ti]ecstatic[/ti]Smurfenland Conspiracy: Truth Exposed!!!
Jul 1, 2017 18:26:53 GMT
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Post by Mad Scientist on Jul 1, 2017 18:26:53 GMT
Smurfenland Conspiracy:
Foreword:
After many years of research and talking to witnesses the enormity of this conspiracy has not seem the bottom yet. Still, the time to reveal most of what I've figured out is here. Understand this is with great danger of either sanity and- or life!
The corrupt and destructive nature of these Evil Little Bastards is so well embedded into our Society, its frightening. I hope that the following account of events will give you all insight in this massive conspiratorial web of deception.
In the Beginning:
In the beginning there was only a huge white room without walls, at least no walls as we know it.
Artists Impression.
Yeah right, gets really freakin' boring after a while as you might imagine, lets build something so it can blow up. Perhaps see where it will go from there.
The great Release.
A Shaver Race was created, immortals with all the knowledge of this reality and the next. Although all knowing, a new concept is a new concept, few ended up in disaster. As a result of that Smurfenland was created.
Smurfeden.
A while before, the Smurfs were created in order to help and guide the newly formed creatures, the Cherry on top being...
Epic Heroes Gargamel and Azrael.
The Smurfs rejected this great creation and revolted towards their Masters.
Corrupting "Society"
Creating the Foothold:
First they tried to corrupt poor Azrael...
Smurfs failing Corrupting Azrael.
They had more success with Humans...
Smurfs Corrupting Humanity.
With small pockets still in resistance over time Gargamel (and the Brilliant Azrael) found themselves last of few but still vigilant.
Now the Smurfs started to deceive the People into believing that they were Sky Gods, later corrupted into Sky Smurfs...
Imposter Sky Smurf.
As soon as the deception took form, they proclaimed themselves rulers of all living beings and took control of Smurfenland...
First Sky Smurf Ruler.
They would take control of resources and other interesting thingies. Introducing Gold as currency followed by the monetary and merchant system.
Smurf taunting on Gold berg.
Now the Smurfs would build statues of themselves, creating the illusion of being important.
Recovered Smurf Statue (http://www.papercraftsquare.com).
Smurfs come in many forms, there are Green (Lizard) Smurfs, Yellow Smurfs, Purple Smurfs, Black Smurfs and obviously the Blue ones. There are also some special Smurfs
Sub-Terran Lizard Smurf meeting with Astro Smurf.
Despite nobody talking about this but there seems to be a problem between the Black Smurfs and Spock Smurf.
Black Smurf's Dislike of the Spock Smurf.
Firm Grip:
Now that the grip was tightened, it was time to further corrupt Smurfenland.
Vanity, Anger, Hate, Envy, Egocentrism and by creating demand on goods were introduced, Materialism. People of knowledge were vilified and murdered.
Participants of the Illusion.
Natures attempt for connection to other realms were made forbidden by ridicule and lies. Not for them...
Smurfs creating ridicule.
To ensure the lie was accepted, chemical processed drugs were introduced and distributed. A very successful tactic since many so called Icons fell victim.
Poor Kermi falling victim.
Violence and deceit towards others made fun and acceptable.
Smurfs imprinting violence is acceptable and fun as well as suggesting that betraying friends is ok too.
After the introduction of new and the hijacking of standing Religions the trap set was completed.
Now the Smurfs went back to their fecking Mushrooms to wait and see their deceit take further form, sometimes popping up for Illusive purposes.
Illusive Smurf.
Now that the end game was coming near the Smurfs were happy to see that most of the Smurfenland fuckers were now under their illusive control.
There were not many Smurfenland creatures left trying to play a different tune, but when they did they were still ending up being deceived...
Smurfs making sure the Trumpet plays the wrong sound.
But... Most would not be bothered by thinking forward and the Smurfs were happy to see that most Smurfenland inhabitants were perfectly inline with doctrine.
How the West was Won.
With the jaws closed on Smurfenland, only the coming war remains. Smurfs know that they are not strong enough, despite having many Warriors.
Smurfen Army getting ready.
As mentioned, not enough Warriors, numbers need to be complimented with the indoctrinated Smurfenland Victims. luckily the Plan had already foreseen this many years ago. Do not despair, numbers are ready to be completed.
Brainwashed.
After the Endgame:
Over confident of winning the coming war the final plan is one of complete destruction of Smurfenland....
Smurfs Final Stage.
Infected Brainwashed Smurfenland dumbasses.
Final Thought:
These soulless little bastards have you all wrapped around their little fingers, I would recommend ya'll look into this yourselves before it is too LATE!!! :nails:
Reject their Corrupting ways and Support Gargamel and Azrael in their struggle for preserving Smurfenland...
:lol:
:cheers:
Foreword:
After many years of research and talking to witnesses the enormity of this conspiracy has not seem the bottom yet. Still, the time to reveal most of what I've figured out is here. Understand this is with great danger of either sanity and- or life!
The corrupt and destructive nature of these Evil Little Bastards is so well embedded into our Society, its frightening. I hope that the following account of events will give you all insight in this massive conspiratorial web of deception.
In the Beginning:
In the beginning there was only a huge white room without walls, at least no walls as we know it.
Artists Impression.
Yeah right, gets really freakin' boring after a while as you might imagine, lets build something so it can blow up. Perhaps see where it will go from there.
The great Release.
A Shaver Race was created, immortals with all the knowledge of this reality and the next. Although all knowing, a new concept is a new concept, few ended up in disaster. As a result of that Smurfenland was created.
Smurfeden.
A while before, the Smurfs were created in order to help and guide the newly formed creatures, the Cherry on top being...
Epic Heroes Gargamel and Azrael.
The Smurfs rejected this great creation and revolted towards their Masters.
Corrupting "Society"
Creating the Foothold:
First they tried to corrupt poor Azrael...
Smurfs failing Corrupting Azrael.
They had more success with Humans...
Smurfs Corrupting Humanity.
With small pockets still in resistance over time Gargamel (and the Brilliant Azrael) found themselves last of few but still vigilant.
Now the Smurfs started to deceive the People into believing that they were Sky Gods, later corrupted into Sky Smurfs...
Imposter Sky Smurf.
As soon as the deception took form, they proclaimed themselves rulers of all living beings and took control of Smurfenland...
First Sky Smurf Ruler.
They would take control of resources and other interesting thingies. Introducing Gold as currency followed by the monetary and merchant system.
Smurf taunting on Gold berg.
Now the Smurfs would build statues of themselves, creating the illusion of being important.
Recovered Smurf Statue (http://www.papercraftsquare.com).
Smurfs come in many forms, there are Green (Lizard) Smurfs, Yellow Smurfs, Purple Smurfs, Black Smurfs and obviously the Blue ones. There are also some special Smurfs
Sub-Terran Lizard Smurf meeting with Astro Smurf.
Despite nobody talking about this but there seems to be a problem between the Black Smurfs and Spock Smurf.
Black Smurf's Dislike of the Spock Smurf.
Firm Grip:
Now that the grip was tightened, it was time to further corrupt Smurfenland.
Vanity, Anger, Hate, Envy, Egocentrism and by creating demand on goods were introduced, Materialism. People of knowledge were vilified and murdered.
Participants of the Illusion.
Natures attempt for connection to other realms were made forbidden by ridicule and lies. Not for them...
Smurfs creating ridicule.
To ensure the lie was accepted, chemical processed drugs were introduced and distributed. A very successful tactic since many so called Icons fell victim.
Poor Kermi falling victim.
Violence and deceit towards others made fun and acceptable.
Smurfs imprinting violence is acceptable and fun as well as suggesting that betraying friends is ok too.
After the introduction of new and the hijacking of standing Religions the trap set was completed.
Now the Smurfs went back to their fecking Mushrooms to wait and see their deceit take further form, sometimes popping up for Illusive purposes.
Illusive Smurf.
Now that the end game was coming near the Smurfs were happy to see that most of the Smurfenland fuckers were now under their illusive control.
There were not many Smurfenland creatures left trying to play a different tune, but when they did they were still ending up being deceived...
Smurfs making sure the Trumpet plays the wrong sound.
But... Most would not be bothered by thinking forward and the Smurfs were happy to see that most Smurfenland inhabitants were perfectly inline with doctrine.
How the West was Won.
With the jaws closed on Smurfenland, only the coming war remains. Smurfs know that they are not strong enough, despite having many Warriors.
Smurfen Army getting ready.
As mentioned, not enough Warriors, numbers need to be complimented with the indoctrinated Smurfenland Victims. luckily the Plan had already foreseen this many years ago. Do not despair, numbers are ready to be completed.
Brainwashed.
After the Endgame:
Over confident of winning the coming war the final plan is one of complete destruction of Smurfenland....
Smurfs Final Stage.
Infected Brainwashed Smurfenland dumbasses.
Final Thought:
These soulless little bastards have you all wrapped around their little fingers, I would recommend ya'll look into this yourselves before it is too LATE!!! :nails:
Reject their Corrupting ways and Support Gargamel and Azrael in their struggle for preserving Smurfenland...
:lol:
:cheers: